[Cocks head back like someone trying to be fake sassy.]
You /cannot/ be older than I am.
Well I’m eighteen canonly, but that’s a completely different story.
I DON’T THINK YOU REALIZE, BUT THAT’S KIND OF AN APOCALYPTIC WORLD I DON’T THINK PEOPLE WOULD DATE…
That includes you…old man.
〚 Exactly. I am that old. 〛
*glares at the other warily* respect your elders and don’t kill them
He lived past the 1800, the 1900s and now’s where everything is so messed up.
If ten years is one year to him, he can be older than you and looks younger than you too. He ain’t immortal though and it takes effort to survive all those years.
IT’S STILL POSSIBLE. HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE DEMONIC COUPLES RUNNING ABOUT KILLING PEOPLE AS A COUPLE? LIKE THEY DATE WHILE RUNNING AROUND MURDERING PEOPLE AND SLAYING DEMONS ALL WHILE HOLDING HANDS.
Go tell Oberon, the Fairy King that. He’s like thousands of years old and yet looks younger than Ontarou himself.
