“Alright, don’t blame me if you get knocked off your ass.” The first drink was usually a test for new customers, he makes it fancy looking with fruit and whipped cream and adds only a scant amount of liqueur. “Here you go, if you can drink this fine I’ll let you have a proper drink.” Because anyone who acts like an idiot when they think they might be drunk really shouldn’t actually get drunk. At least he would be able to say he got the guy a drink either way, and its one of the tastier test drinks.
❝ It ain’t gonna be that easy. ❞
Grabbing a few peanuts nearby, Noiz munches on it. Despite being illegal here, he still managed to buy a few drinks from time to time. He can pass off as 20 very easily after all. Tequila and vodka is what he tends to buy and drink. But he would like to try something new. He still isn’t too pleased that the other didn’t sell cider here and yet still have fruit drinks but he isn’t gonna express that.